January 2009
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
– keychain given to Steven by “anonymous crazed fans”
I wish I had a father.
Your life isn’t your life unless it’s your life.
– Carrie (writing inspiring things on sweet’n low packets)
Rachael Ray does to food what Hitler did to Poland.
– Anthony Bourdain
(via mthrfknluisss)
Q: What is christianity?
homecoming:
luxembourg: rentedsurroundings: filmnoir:
A: It is the belief that a two-thousand-year-old jewish zombie, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple of a magical...
George Bush: great president or the greatest?
– Stephen Colbert
Have you ever considered anal bleaching?
– Steven Steven